Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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