toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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