its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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