please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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