I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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