Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you didnt know i had herpes?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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