Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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