since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
should my penis look like a turkey
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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