Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
There's even glitter on my cock...
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