this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
where does the pee come out of this thing
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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