I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
