First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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