that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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