i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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