kristin has been a bad kristin
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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