Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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