There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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