please come you make the beer taste better
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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