It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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