your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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