On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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