So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
bring money and cleavage
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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