There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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