I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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