We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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