Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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