so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Randomize
