You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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