I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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