You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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