god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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