The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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