I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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