I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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