when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
you made out with another girl for some wings
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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