we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
These tits shall not be calmed
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