Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
All the doctor said was why
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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