I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
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I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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