I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Let's paint friendship bongs
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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