Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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