he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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