My first STD was from a foam party
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
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And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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