summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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