The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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