You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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