If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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