y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
