Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You're a waste of cheezeits
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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