This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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