He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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