okay pat passed out under dana's car
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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