just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Randomize