We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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