How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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