She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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