The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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