She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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