the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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