i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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