oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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